(Inspired by ‘Daredevil’ trailer).
Yeah honey, I got it. One glossy red-leather bodysuit with thigh-mounted holster for multipurpose cane/ grappling hook/ nunchucku. You realize the bas-relief “Double-D” logo on the chest will be two hundred dollars extra right? Okay, okay! Just making sure. You should’ve heard the way The Riddler bitched about the cost of all those question marks he wanted embroidered on his leotard…
Let’s keep in mind that I take no responsibility about the whole sweat/heat-transfer dynamics of leather. I mean, sure it’s impressive looking and all, but you’ll be stewing in your own gravy in an hour-and-a-half of moderate activity, and it’s not like it won’t draw attention at the dry cleaner. It’s certainly not too late to go with a more practical Lycra-cotton blend…
Okay, fine. Don’t say I didn’t ask (Batman didn’t listen to me about that first suit either).
What? Oh, Just talking to myself…
You do want the muscles played-up in the suit right?
Yeah, of course, just making sure, ((striking fear into the hearts of wrong-doers my ass. Explains the built-up codpiece too)).
Okay, the measurments are done. It’ll be ready Tuesday. Keep in mind that should you ever decide to change your color-scheme to purple, I can cut you a great deal thanks to The Joker and The Hulk.
Ut! My five o’clock is early! Do you mind leaving through the back door? Thanks!
Mr. Parker! I think you’ll like what we’ve managed to in the red-and-blue color scheme!