Sean Penn thinks he's a journalist

I’m not entirely sure if you’re talking about sex or cholesterol.

GUFFAW! Good comeback! <chortle>

I was friends with an Emo on LJ, and he once said that he got something like 147 negative responses to a post he made. I asked him how he knew that and he replied: Easy. I cut myself for every time I saw one and then counted the slashes.

Maybe we could get George Castanza in here as a consultant?

I’d leave that tidbit off of any dating profiles you might have up.

Reports are already emerging.

Married for almost 16 years, I don’t that will be necessary anytime soon.

Those are fake reports

I know that. But they’re still reports. It’s a nascent Urban Legend.

Acting-wise, I’m a Sean Penn fan. However, the Oscar he won for Mystic River wasn’t earned. He was overacting horribly. In my opinion, he won that award as a way of the Academy saying “we fucked you over for Dead Man Walking. You should have won for that, rather than Nic Cage for Leaving Las Vegas.”