SEARCH ALL disabled

Thank you Tuba!

This is important stuff. Why not put it on the Announcements line that’s on every forum? Because you’re right, not many folks seem to read this forum. After all, that Mailing List thing has been there since last November.

[FedEx truck pulls up outside Tuba’s house, delivers 20 pounds of Godiva chocolate as reward for spending the entire weekend screwing around with the Straight Dope’s meshugginah Search Engine instead of doing something dumb and unrewarding like, say, having a life]

Sign here, please…

So the thread said “SEARCH ALL disabled.” So I thought “Human rights violation.”

Seriously, just a couple of minutes ago I did a search in GQ (wondering what my kitty was dreaming about), and found a good discussion many months back. I’m glad that I was able to do so.

Thanks Admins and Mods. I appreciate the effort and creativity you are putting toward the resource problem.

Fair enough tomndebb. Another time then.

Well, I’m glad we understand each other better now.

Well…Jelsoft themselves refer to most Board modifications as “hacks” on their own User Forum (which I hang out on), even if done by their own developers and supported by them. Thus, you may see me use the term “hack” in a non-disparaging manner sometimes when referring to the vBulletin software.

The manual for vBulletin is publicly available, however it contains little information for aiding serious modification - IMO. The User Forums contain much more information, and the Jelsoft developers themselves are typically very helpful and supportive of modifications. Thus, help may be best found by exploring that avenue.

Whatever.

I seriously have no idea what you’re talking about and I strongly suspect that you’ve confused me with another poster. I’m not much into feuds, so if we’re not trading insults, that’s fine with me.

Well I seriously doubt many people know how to utilize what I’m talking about. So the limited few that understand it can have a little luxury. FTR, I use the search function maybe once a month, I wouldn’t be heartbroken if they eliminated it.

Okay then. I tried being nice about it, now it’s time to get out the clue-by-four.

We set up the search function the way we did for a reason, NOT to be fucked with by a “limited few” with special knowledge looking for a little “luxury.” If we find people are going to be screwing with it in this way, then we may have no choice but to close it down. It does not make us very comfortable setting up things for a specific reason knowing that some clown is going to try to circumvent what we’re trying to do.

You may not use the search function very often, but at least have some respect for those who do.

What Euty said. A “little luxury” for a few will slow down or stop the entire board for everyone else trying to access the message board at the time. DON’T USE IT.

Lynn
Administrator
For the Straight Dope

What, now we’re cutting slack to mike fucking masterson? After all the shit he caused? If someone, anyone, uses the workaround, ban him.

Um, if the workaround is that earth-shatteringly dangerous (for some reason I’m flashing on Mercury Rising, with Silo as the cute autistic kid who cracks the secret code, but then does that mean Euty has to be Bruce Willis?)…

Anyway, why don’t you just delete any and all instances of it from this thread, if it’s that bad? :confused:

Getting a little bent out of shape now, are we? … Then delete my posts in this thread, it wont bother me a bit.

Well, the problem is you can’t un-ring that bell, now that people have read it. Fierra figured it out too, FYI, and decided (wisely, of course) not to use it or to post about it either, as that would clearly go against the wishes of the Administration here. So it is likely many others will figure it out on their own, and start using it.

Yah, but most of us don’t have Fierra’s attention span, meaning we won’t remember (a) that there is a workaround and (b) what it is, without having it written down somewhere to remind us.

And just wanna mention (non-confrontationally) that so far, all the change in the Search function has done for me vis-a-vis “speeding up the MB” is that instead of being slower than molasses in January, it is now only slower than molasses in February.

And that’s a New England February, not a Deep South February.

Urg. :frowning:

Wanna get smart with me, wiseass?

Try THIS on for size.

your humble TubaDiva
Administrator
going to push some banned buttons.

:rolleyes:

35 MPH? :wink:

Thanks for putting the longer search times back in, guys.

:rolleyes:

Morrison and Monster, I’m assuming your smilies here are related to the banning of Silo. If I’m wrong, please inform me. If my assumptions are correct, let me remind you all comments on mod/admin actions belong in the Pit. Okay?

:rolleyes: