So it’s not in New Jersey.
Actually, it seems to be more Portland, OR locales for names: Quimby, Flanders, Lovejoy, and Terwilliger are all Portland streets.
I’m pulling for Springfield, Oregon…
Springfield OR isn’t a port town but its not far from the ocean. On the other hand you can’t pump your own gas in Oregon either.
I could’ve sworn I’d posted this earlier!?
No problem. I just wasn’t sure which of those things you said were biased stuff you’d heard.