Sears Catalog?

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Did Jillgat ever find the Sears Catalog?

[Jill, if there is a posted version of that column, I haven’t found it…please 'url it at this thread.]

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http://www.straightdope.com/columns/971121.html

Thanks for asking. Yes, I did see the catalog, and I thought it was pretty convincing. Looked like a glans to me (albeit it musta been from a pretty long organ)!