The hell is the Black Pig? A Klingon delicatessen ship?
He could be paralysed by some bizzar Klingon ritual, then the writers could make up a funny sounding name and ceremony. (The Muk’lq ceremony, where a Klingon must break his spine to prove his honor)
All the product-liability lawyers were killed off during the Eugenics War.
It was Captain Pugwash’s ship. UK kids’ cartoon c.1960s-70s. The captain was a pirate, renowned for his incompetence. Every episode, his bacon was saved by Tom the cabin boy.
Captain Pugwash - http://www.whirligig-tv.co.uk/tv/children/pugwash/pugwash.htm
Daffy Duck did one of those pirate things with…tasteless at best…references to the “cabin boy”.
