Dammit…I logged in, and apparently by the time I finished my post, I was no longer logged in. Post lost. Attempt to rephrase:
Hi all, I’m a long-time-reader-second-time-writer (nobody ever wrote back the first time around), and I find myself very dissatisfied with one of Cecil’s staffers.
My query:
“Cecil, this question is inspired by the recent cigarette federal tax hike; the rationale for which is that my smoking hurts other people, and their added health costs are defrayed by my paying more for cigarettes. I smoke cigarettes, strictly outside, and I ride the bus. My mom drives everywhere, and doesn’t smoke. Which one of us is worse for other people’s lungs? It seems to me the answer to this question is the same answer to the following: Which of us should pay the higher vice tax?”
- Phrank in Baltimore
Staffer’s response:
“It’s not just the hurting of other people, it’s the added medical care that YOU (and other smokers) will likely need, which is statistically speaking much much higher than the medical care costs of non-smokers over a lifetime. And since much of that burden is born by Medicare and Medicaid, or by the hospitals (who can’t refuse to treat someone), that’s the justification for higher taxes. Reasonable or not? Well, you might go to our web-site at www.straightdope.com and to the section called “Message Boards” to pose your question there. Some regular posters are experts in medical costs related to smoking, and it should stir up an interesting discussion.”
Some of my thoughts:
- Where are these hospitals that can’t refuse to treat someone? I should stop spending all this money on insurance if that’s the case, and just go to these imaginary no-refusal hospitals. It’s one thing to say that they can’t turn away someone in an immediate life-or-death emergency, i.e., mortally wounded or suffering from a heart attack. It’s another thing to say that they will treat my emphysema regardless of my ability to pay for it. I don’t see this cigarette tax defraying any of my health costs, so all that can remain is for it to help the victims of my ETS.
Which, I notice, was not discussed in the slightest, particularly other forms of ES, notably, driving! Ahhh, driving, that good old American pastime. Let’s forget about the carbon emissions (which contribute to global warming, but not directly to human health, so fork it) and the lack of exercise that driving promotes, and focus strictly on the directly human-hurting, cancer-causing, liver-failing chemicals that they may or may not emit into the environment.
Now, if I could easily find specific information on the subject, I wouldn’t be asking Cecil and I wouldn’t be asking y’all, so I’ve got to start off with some best-case numbers and wild-ass conjectures, based on what I’ve found on Wikipedia and Reddit (links in old post, can try to find later).
Assumption one: One of the least polluting cars available, the Toyota Prius, emits “less than 110 grams of carbon dioxide per kilometer”. Assumption two: A pack of tobacco contains 22 grams of tobacco.
Now, let’s pretend that that approximately 1.1 gram of tobacco in my cigarette is 100% composed of nicotine, tar and other toxic chemicals, and let’s pretend that there are 10 grams of CO2 for every ONE gram of toxic CO, hydrocarbons and suspended particulate matter. With these assumptions in mind, it becomes clear that driving one of the cleanest cars around smokes about a half-pack of cigarettes every kilometer, and if you drive 5 miles or 16 kilometers to work each way, then every day you might as well smoke two cigarettes for every one Walt Disney smoked (who was a 5-pack-a-day smoker…but this was back in the day before cigarettes were bad for you). If my suspicions are right, however; if tobacco, by weight, also contains a percentage of inert plant material, and if the CO2-to-other-pollutants ratio is less dramatic than my best-case scenario, then driving a hybrid for ten miles a day is even MORE than sixteen times as bad for my neighbors as my half-pack-a-day habit.
Now feel free to replace my pseudoscientific/wikiscientific methods with some actual data.