Let’s see, what else.
My boss comes out and will hand me a paper, point at it and say “We need to make copies of this, and we need to change this word, and we need to send it to so-and-so” I always feel like saying “We do, do we? If you want me to do it for you, tell me, don’t be all wishy-washy about it!” This alone would cut our conversations in half, because I spend half my time trying to figure out what parts he wants me to do, and what parts he will do himself.
My other complaint about envelopes is really lame. (I mean, really. I could totally remedy this, I just don’t bother) What’s with the crappy tasting glue on envelopes? (I know, I know, I could get little water bottle thingy, or a sponge, but they leave my desk all messy … )
I know of a (female) boss at my former company who had her admin reconcile her checkbook, pay her Visa bill, and pick up her dry cleaning. First of all, you’d think a female would know better than to treat an admin like a badly treated wife (!?), but that really borders on “Personal Assistant” realm, not “Executive Assistant.”
I had to laugh at the boss who was scared of the computer - not at the pain you had to go through, cowgirl, I would never laugh at that. At my last company, the girl who sat next to me apparently didn’t have enough style and good grammar knowledge to write her own e-mails. She would get e-mails, draft a reply, her boss would read them over, and re-write (as often as not, the whole thing was totally re-done), and only then could she send out e-mails. And this was her e-mail, not the boss’ e-mail. But since she was the representative of the boss, the boss felt well within her rights. <sigh>
One of my old companies got a free trial of a new coffee machine, a one-cup system. There were little containers of flavoured coffee, and you put it in the machine, and presto, one flavoured cup of coffee. Of course, all the engineers just loved this little machine, and traipsed the full length of the building to get a cup. However, the free trial ended, and no one wanted to give it up. So, $1,000+ a month later, all the engineers are happy till we start having to let people go because we’re running out of money. But can they give up the little coffee machine, no! I was so mad at the Purchasing Agent who agreed to this free trial. We all told her just what a bad idea it was. “But, the first one’s free!” Yeah, that’s what all the good drug dealers tell you.
Or, (and this will be my last one, I swear!) just this last week I got put into an awkward position. The VP of Engineering blew off a conference call with the VP’s of our two Sales Regions, and the CEO! 'Course, they’re calling me looking for him, and he just keeps telling me that he’ll call them back. One of the VP’s actually said to me, “What does that mean?” Umm, I think it means that HE’LL CALL YOU BACK! Sheesh. Anyways, he finally ends the meeting he’s in, and disappears, so I have to run around the building looking for him, because the CEO is on the phone. My goodness, what would I have been able to say to him if I couldn’t find the VP of Engineering!?
OK, back to the hell that is my Wednesday … (-: