Secretions Magnifiques

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Or in English, Splendid Secretions.

It appears that women are snapping up bottles of an exclusive new perfume on sale at Harvey Nichols (a posh English store)

These ladies are paying £76 for this stuff described as “A subversive, disturbing perfume”

Having dabbed a bit behind their ears, or wherever :stuck_out_tongue: , it leaves them smelling of…blood,sweat, saliva and sperm :eek:

Save your money girls, make your way to my house and I’ll give as much sweat, saliva and sperm as you want, you’ll have to provide your own blood altho’ I can be relied upon for a few drops

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Eau de chowder. Could be a market in that. :wink:

But ewwww to the perfume. Yuck! Oh well, something else to make me sneeze on the bus going to work, I suppose. Or retch.

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I’m not going to provide a link, but there is also a perfume (been around a few years) named Vulva. And it supposedly smells like ladies front bottoms.

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Blood,sweat, saliva and sperm are so last week. Fashionable young things prefer cheese based cosmetics these days :dubious: