I don’t know if this has been done before in this forum, but I’ll give it a try.
I don’t know who might claim to possess psychic ability, but whoever you are, I’d like some proof. Specifically, tell me something about me that you have no other means of knowing. I’m talkin’ details folks, none o’ this: “You are living somewhere in the general vicinity of Earth” stuff.
I won’t be more specific, since psychic ability should be able to fill in the gaps for you, am I right? Anyone who makes the claim but can’t produce the goods will be considered “not necessarily psychic”. Fair enough?
Eenie meenie jelly beanie, the Spirits are about to speak!
I’m getting blue clothing, in the form of, pants? No, wait! a shirt of some kind, but I can’t see sleeves. . . it’s a vest, isn’t it? I see you working in some type of retail environment . . . it’s definitely a Wal*Mart.
Your age is beginning to come through now; you’re forty-six, no, forty five yeaars old; and I see you anticipating a birthday celebration, but not for several weeks.
Uhhh. . . that’s all, the spirits have fallen silent.
What is always a bit amusing is people that will poo-poo the concept of psychics/ghosts/other X-Files-ish phenomena (and damned rightfully so!), but then go on to pray to Allah/Oden/God/me. Just as little proof, but much better because…?
This is brought on by the church across the street which held a ‘Dangers of Sorcery’ (!!!) meeting a while back. Not quite sure what it entailed (I just saw the sign out front), but I damned well hope that they covered the need to cast a Protection from Evil and have a Geas spell handy when summoning Demons! And hopefully they covered the dangers of summoning Elementals…
I have a long track record of accurate post-prognostication. For instance, I accurately predict that President Abraham Lincoln will have been fatally shot in a theatre … um… named after a car, maybe Chrysler or Chevy Theatre… while watching a play in 1865.
You have green eyes and blonde hair…puts hand to forehead…or have eaten soup? I’m also getting a message from a dead distant relative…her name is Catherine and she wants me to tell you to start grieving, ok?
I predict John Kerry will be the next president of the United States.
SSgtBaloo, in November, when this prophecy is fulfilled, I will require a blood offering to appease “He Who’s Name Should Not Be Spoken”. You will be required to provide:
1 scantily clad buxom virgin (redhead preferred)
1 perfect orb of purest pitchblende (20cm diameter)
1 pack of Camels
20 black bulls that have been bourne of white cows under a full moon.
(Uhh, The Camels (cigarettes) are for me, I always crave one after a virgin sacrifice.)
Also, upon fullfillment of this prophecy, I shall be known and officially addressed with the honorific, “Oh Great and All-Knowing Seer, he who shares the eye of Soggot’h in obsidian knowledge”
I am “seeing” that the OP should be careful around cars. Also, you should take the opportunity that you have been presented with. That minor difficulty that you have been worrying about will clear up in the next month or so. And a relationship will change very soon, and will work out for the best. Unfortunately, your health could take a turn for the worse if you don’t take care of yourself. Money could also be an issue. But I see the overall situation becoming better for you.
That will be $19.95, please.