Semen and Kosher?

[nd_n8]

@chaoticbear

Ok, how about this: The semen was ejaculated in the normal way into a woman. This woman then took a small vacuum of some kind and deposited (what part of it she could) it into a glass.

Multiply this by a lot of women, who all do this, and deposit it into the same glass. This is put into the refrigerator, just so that I can call it a tall frosty mug of semen.

And ignore the vaginal juices that surely would contaminate the semen.

What about now?

[mental note]–Never go to a party with chaoticbear–[/mental note]

[afterthought]… without a camcorder.[/afterthought]

[Angua]

@SABEI_KING

Well Jews aswell as Muslims eat Kosher.

Nitpick. Muslims don’t keep kosher, they keep halal, and whilst a vast majority of the rules that apply to halal apply to kosher, not everything that is halal is kosher, but everything that is kosher is halal. For instance, there’s no prohibition for Muslims to mix meat and dairy.

[chaoticbear]

@CC

If I’d a had the kind of wife (chaoticbear) who woulda engaged in the kind of conversation, speculation and post ejaculation activation that the above poster indicates, I’da never left home in the first place. ;j

[side note]I’m a boy too.[/side note]

[Mbossa]

@Angua

Nitpick. Muslims don’t keep kosher, they keep halal, and whilst a vast majority of the rules that apply to halal apply to kosher, not everything that is halal is kosher, but everything that is kosher is halal. For instance, there’s no prohibition for Muslims to mix meat and dairy.

(bolding mine)

Another nitpick: alcoholic drinks can be kosher but are never halal.

[Angua]

@Mbossa

(bolding mine)

Another nitpick: alcoholic drinks can be kosher but are never halal.

Good point. For some reason, that example never crossed my mind.

[Meeko]

Ah… but what if the Semen were to be boiled in the Kidd’s mom’s milk?

[Illuminatiprimus]

@Meeko

Ah… but what if the Semen were to be boiled in the Kidd’s mom’s milk?

In a Phoebe voice

STOP THE MADNESS!!!

[Mangetout]

Can caviar be kosher? How about fish roe? (a term that can include ‘soft roe’ - i.e. the male reproductive glands and their contents).

[cmkeller]

Roe from a kosher fish is kosher, but caviar, which I believe refers specifically to eggs of sturgeon, isn’t, as sturgeon is not a kosher fish.

[Mangetout]

True caviar is from sturgeon, but I believe the term has somewhat broadened to include eggs from other species (although I’m not sure which, if any, of these are kosher fish)

Anyway, are all parts of a kosher fish permissible? (Including such parts as the livers and male reproductive organs?)

[Raguleader]

@Excalibre

Aww, so long, righty. We had something beautiful together . . .

…Hello Lefty, guess what? I’m single again!

So, I’ve been giving this too much thought, and something occured to me…

Would it be Kosher if the semen were on a treadmill? ;j

[chaoticbear]

@Raguleader

Would it be Kosher if the semen were on a treadmill? ;j

[cmkeller]

Magnetout:

Anyway, are all parts of a kosher fish permissible? (Including such parts as the livers and male reproductive organs?)

Yes. Even the blood of fish is permissible, the prohibition of eating blood does not apply to sea creatures. (The main kashrut issue with organ meats such as liver is getting all the blood out. It’s obviously doable, but requires special handling.)

[Inigo_Montoya]

@Raguleader

Would it be Kosher if the semen were on a treadmill? ;j

you mean like, if a man elaculates on a treadmill, will he take off?

[Mangetout]

@Inigo Montoya

you mean like, if a man elaculates on a treadmill, will he take off?

Only once, for about twenty minutes.