Sen. Sam Brownback--You're a fuckwit.

Yeah, I know–in other news, a bear shits in the woods.

The Senator wants to requestion a judicial nominee who attended the lesbian commitment ceremony of a friend of hers, and is trying to force the nominee to agree to recuse herself from any cases involving gay marriage.

I suppose next, due to his integrity and consistency, Brownback will ask all judicial nominees who have attended a church service to recuse themselves from cases dealing with churches, such as churches who are in danger of losing their tax-exempt status. What? He’s not going to do that? Oh, right, I almost forgot–he’s a hypocritical cocksucker.

Oh, sure. One incident of shoplifting does mark someone for life as a thief, the occassional fib does not determine that one is a liar. But suck just one little cock…

I suppose I shouldn’t be suprised by this kind of crap, but I am dissapointed:

http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/12/19/brownback.judge.ap/index.html

It seems Senator Sam has placed a “hold” on the nomination of a state judge from Michigan, Janet Neff, for a seat on the federal bench. Why would he do such a thing? Because Neff had the audacity to attend a Civil Union ceremony for her long-term friend and neighbor, who happened to be a lesbian. Note that there is no indication that Neff did anything more than show up to witness the event. And the kicker? It happened back in 2002.

*In Iowa on Tuesday to meet with GOP activists, Brownback said he wants only a chance to question Neff about her role in the 2002 ceremony. Brownback also wants a recorded vote in the Senate.

“I am not opposed to her getting a vote,” Brownback said before a lunch with potential donors and supporters in Davenport. “I would like her to come back through committee so she can testify what took place, factually … her legal views on same-sex marriage and her ability and willingness to be impartial.”*

By impartial, of course, Senator Fuckwit clearly means she agrees with him and opposes SSM. As an alternative, he suggests that she be required to recuse herself from all cases involving same sex marriage. I’m sorely tempted to send him a high school civics text, with the portions explaining separation of powers highlighted for his convenience. I would send him a law school text on Federal Jurisdiction, but it would go whooshing right by his empty head. The Federal Courts aren’t very likely to be deluged with an enormous number of SSM cases, seeing how marriage is generally a matter of state law. Some Judge will eventually hear a “Full Faith & Credit” case on the matter, but the issue presented is going to be whether a State must grant full faith & credit to a SSM from another State and whatever that Judge rules will be appealed before the ink has dried on the page anyway.

The cherry on top on this Bigot Fudge Sundae is that Senator Fuckwit hopes to become President Fuckwit…

There’s a “Brownback Mountain” joke in there somewhere.

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=400789

According to the NY Times, he’s since removed the block.

What a dick.

I’m closing this thread, since it’s about the same subject as the other one.

Lynn
For the Straight Dope

Yeah, I was wandering by, saw the two separate threads, and merged them–which happened to coincide with you closing the one. So, I’ve reopened this thread (since they’re two original ones are now merged into this one).

In case anyone’s wondering.

I love the way he subtly implies that something took place that she’s trying to keep a secret… like maybe a BIG LESBIAN ORGY.

I was wondering what happened. Figured it was something like that. Sorry for starting a dup thread–I looked for another one prior to composing mine. It must have been posted while I was writing.

Here.

Presumably one of his aides finally clued him in about the midterm election results.

OK, just so I got the scorecard right: Senator Brownback is an asshole and a fuckwit, right?

I ain’t arguing with you on that one.

He’s also an asswit and a fuckhole.

I propose that the good Senator be refered to as a fuckasswithole from this point forward.

Yes.

Don’t be so hard on yourself. Fifteen, twenty minutes of practice to work on your technique and loosen up your arm, and you might be able to score a direct hit…

:smiley:

Fuckasswithpole.

Actually, I was wandering by and noticed the thread was still open, so I closed it. I didn’t notice the two threads had been merged. I am not observant.

“I wish I knew how I could get rid of you . . .”