Senator Boehner’s “prebuttal” speech.

As soon as they do form a government, they’re gonna be our bestest friends forever! Because of their gratitude!

Say, wasn’t there supposed to be a statue of GeeDubya in downtown Baghdad by now? How’s that coming along?

Still pending, until they find a piece of marble big enough for the camel phallus.

But we can still see a huge Boehner on TV.

Well, bunch of us Dopers have huge ones. Just not orange.

You can count me out on that last one.
Note to self: bronzer does *not *make a good wank lube.

A Cheerios treat does not feel good when it tries to exit through my nose. And my teacher is looking at me funny.

A Cheerios treat does not feel good when it tries to exit through my nose. And my teacher is looking at me funny.

I bet it tastes worse the second time.