Senator Craig plays "Hide The Hot Dog"

D’oh :smack:

I felt the breeze passing over my head as I hit submit but wasn’t sure whether the airflow was inside or outside my skull…

I had to read this one a few times before it hit me. Good job!

Oh, and **marley23’s ** “hot dog puns” was great, too.

I’m waiting for someone to comment on “until potato is fork tender”. There’s a good pun in there, but I can’t find it.

It also works on a whole 'nother level–remember those old TV ads where a fancy car would pull up beside another, and one of the people would say “Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?” And IIRC, there were all sorts of variations on the theme…

Well, I dunno, when I first saw the mention of Grey Poupon, I immediately thought of Senator Craig saying “I wasn’t looking for sex! I was just gonna ask the guy next to me if he had any Grey Poupon!”

And remember: always put a condiment on your wiener.