Senator Rand Paul..........

And that’s why the OP is delusional if he thinks that Rand Paul is going to accomplish anything at all during his term.

:dubious: Did you clean the gunk out of the vegetable bin like I told you?

Gonna carry though on that promise to get us back on the gold standard, is he?

I really can’t believe that not one person has taken the obvious opportunity for “Unlike his supporters, who won’t let you up.” I’ve been waiting. You disappoint me, people. It’s not like this thread has any dignity to maintain, just go for it!

To paraphrase Stephen Colbert from last night’s show - “Since Rand Paul is against all forms of government regulation, the new state bird of Kentucky will be Can of Lead Paint.”

You don’t consider Coburn to be a good senator?

No, you aren’t.

OK, I’m too tired to do it properly.

No need to wait. We’ve already had a sneak peak at Rand Paul’s America.

When 's the last time Rand Paul had a libertarian idea?

Hard to say. I try to have at least one “Libertarian idea” a day, myself. Maybe a bit less, if I’ve been eating a lot of cheese…

Hey, every constituency deserves representation. Now if we could just get someone with Down Syndrome on the Supreme Court…

What, Clarence Thomas isn’t enough?

Justice McNulty had the lone dissent, writing, “Derp!”

I’m a little rusty on the Lincoln-Douglas style, but I think it usually begins “Resolved,” not “Suck It.” That’s more of a BBQ Pit thing. Moved from the 2010 Elections forum.

I know a guy who speaks this adoringly of other men and obsesses about gays fucking each other in the ass.

He finally came out and turns out he’s a bottom.

can we put Rand Paul and Barbara Boxer into a room together, and throw away the key?

Please?

Hey, if the people of Kentucky want RuPaul for their senator, I support their decision.

  • joke shamelessly cribbed from Bruno

If I’m supposed to listen to the teabaggers based on the results of the election, does that mean I can follow Sharron Angle’s advice on what to do if the election doesn’t go the way I desired?

You’re no better than the OP.

LOL U R GAY