Senator Rand Paul..........

[Walmarticus]

@DianaG

Moving to another country requires intellectual capacity that the OP clearly lacks. There’s, like, forms to fill out and stuff.

What if Rand Paul is the only politician he likes in the entire world!

[Face_Intentionally_Left_Blank]

@Captain_Midnight

Liberals, suck it.

At least there will be one decent Senator out of 100. One.

Senator Paul. What a beautiful sound. Too bad his dad couldn’t have been a Senator. Oh well. Thank you, Kentucky. Rand will not let you down.

Rachel Maddow, kiss my ass. Kiss Rand’s ass too. We won bitch. Go home.

Rand Paul for President 2016.

And ppl wonder why there’s animosity towards conservatives.

[Cheshire_Human]

Tsk, Tsk… So many rude jokes in this thread and you missed these:

[lemme just check and make sure this is still in the Pit… yep.]

@Chronos

When 's the last time Rand Paul had a libertarian idea?

When’s the last time he had an idea, period. That wasn’t already his daddy’s, of course. At least George the 2nd could start his own war, before trying to re-fight his daddy’s.

@Icarus

Hey, every constituency deserves representation. Now if we could just get someone with Down Syndrome on the Supreme Court…

TRIG PALIN FOR CHIEF JUSTICE!!!

@Algher

can we put Rand Paul and Barbara Boxer into a room together, and throw away the key?

Please?

Hey, at least one of them stands for something useful. Him, to piss…

@Death_of_Rats

@BrainGlutton

I’ve got things in my refrigerator that are smarter than Rand Paul.

Unfortunately, Kentucky voters are not one of them.

I’ve got a couple of Kentucky voters in my fridge… How many votes did he win by, again?