“As you wish.”
BAhahahahahaha…You guys are great. The Carlin beating quote is probably too much for the tightasses to handle, but the Steve Martin is great. It makes you stop and say “What the hell?” before you start laughing.
The killing small animals one…my grade got disqualified from spirit week last year for something involving a dead squirrel, so I don’t think that one would make it in, either 
If you want the details, let me know.
THespos…they printed wills in the yearbook? That’s a pretty cool idea.
Thanks to everyone who replied. I’ll let you know what I end up using, and if anyone else has some, feel free.
My yearbook caption/quote read “It’s all fun and games until someone’s eye gets poked out.” I stole the quote from my sister, and she finally forgave me three years later because her class was not allowed to put quotes in. Why? I have no idea.
Our school also did the senior will thing, but it was entirely underground and “illegal”. I think it was banned to avoid hurt feelings (people weren’t always positive, as THespos has attested), and yet the thing just kept creeping up year after year. I didn’t participate at the time, and I finally read someone’s copy at the last reunion–the thing just seems stupid now, especially because of the negative things people said. Perhaps, however, I should have willed my sister my yearbook quote :).
Gee, my high school did like to ban things, didn’t they? Who knows, maybe yearbooks themselves are banned there now for being discrimnatory against ugly students. I can just see it…you get a sheet of paper with a bunch of names on it, and they charge you $30 for it.
I used a quote from Rocky Horror Picture Show I forget it now but it had fishnets it in.
You could try-If at first you don’t succede don’t go parachuting
To be or not to be which was the apartment?
Youth-Wasted on the young
DOH! Now I rember it. REAL MEN WEAR FISHNETS!
Moderators. Please if you will be so kind edit my previous post and then delete this one.
Thank you.