Sequential Thread Titles You'd LIKE to See

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I have been hoping all day that we’d manage to juggle:

**I stuck my wedding ring up my nose

THAT’S Where My Suitcase Full of Baboon Noses Got To!**

. . . But no luck yet. Surfing through the various fora, do you see any thread titles you hope and wish will soon Sequentialize?

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What are your Obscure Fears?
I stuck my wedding ring up my nose

Why exactly do all my friends leave the state?
In which Bibliovore scores…

California man drills through own head
Post your memorable encounter with a brain-dead clerk.