Sequential Threads – with carnal twists

Not normally my game to open one of these but I swear on all that is good and true, there is currently this penetrative little wonder sequentially dangling from atop GQ:
Those pesky pop-ups
Do you get an erection while being hung?
rare wood?
How would I get an audience with a Roman Emperor?
Caligula, one assumes.

Damn I was just about to post this one myself.

I had an unexpected rush of blood…