Serious questions about, um, breaking wind

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I live in Florida, and 59 degrees is about as cold as it’s going to get until about mid-October. Though I was prepared to blackmail Gabbey, I wasn’t prepared to wait 8 months or drive to New England.

Do I still get to keep the medal?

Sure. You still qualify for doing something the rest of us couldn’t (or wouldn’t) do to further the fight against ignorance. Plus, you linked to this in your sig.

Ok - can someone provide a link to this - searching for frying semen and frying sperm give no results.

A slight hijack - what happens to the gases we don’t let out? I was going to post a seperate question on this but since we’re already discussing it - what’s the dope?

You know wjen you know you shouldn’t fart and you hold it in so you keep your job etc etc - where’s it go? Does it just come out later (and smellier after hanging around your bowels a bit longer) or what …?

Yes, just like Twice Baked Potatoes, they’re a tad more flavorful.

Pan-Fried Semen

Mangeorge didn’t stop there…