Seriously. What's Your First Name?

minlokwat · February 23, 2014, 2:46am

I’m Grant.

DrFidelius · February 23, 2014, 2:50am

Stephen

Snowboarder_Bo · February 23, 2014, 3:28am

Bo

Ethilrist · February 23, 2014, 3:31am

Eth.

Leaffan · February 23, 2014, 3:37am

Doug

Contrary to most people, I actually love my first name. It’s not too popular, yet it’s timeless and classic. I don’t even mind being called Dougie by some.

GIGObuster · February 23, 2014, 3:39am

Nice try NSA…

Oh well, they know already, I’m Ed. Short for… wait, someone is at the door…

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Prof.Pepperwinkle · February 23, 2014, 3:40am

Marty

engineer_comp_geek · February 23, 2014, 3:55am

Mark

GreenElf · February 23, 2014, 4:26am

Ned

susan · February 23, 2014, 4:27am

Raymond, but it’s pronounced “Throatwarbler.”

jimbuff314 · February 23, 2014, 4:28am

Holy crap, what do I do? Holy crap, what do I do?

(You idiot, it’s already there!)

Jim

Colibri · February 23, 2014, 4:45am

George

Amateur_Barbarian · February 23, 2014, 4:48am

Nunny.

Becky2844 · February 23, 2014, 5:26am

Guess.

Senegoid · February 23, 2014, 5:27am

If I told you, you’d know.

And you wouldn’t want that to happen!

(What, me threadshitting? )

ZipperJJ · February 23, 2014, 5:27am

JJ

Nobody · February 23, 2014, 5:30am

Joel

Silophant · February 23, 2014, 5:35am

Joey.

FloatyGimpy · February 23, 2014, 5:42am

Joey Joe Joe Jr. Shabadoo.

Der_Trihs · February 23, 2014, 5:45am

Nyarlathotep.