Seriously. What's Your First Name?

I’m Grant.

Stephen

Bo

Eth.

Doug

Contrary to most people, I actually love my first name. It’s not too popular, yet it’s timeless and classic. I don’t even mind being called Dougie by some.

Nice try NSA…

Oh well, they know already, I’m Ed. Short for… wait, someone is at the door…

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:slight_smile:

Marty

Mark

Ned

Raymond, but it’s pronounced “Throatwarbler.”

Holy crap, what do I do? Holy crap, what do I do?

(You idiot, it’s already there!)

Jim

George

Nunny.

Guess. :stuck_out_tongue:

If I told you, you’d know.

And you wouldn’t want that to happen!

(What, me threadshitting? :cool: )

JJ

Joel

Joey.

Joey Joe Joe Jr. Shabadoo.

Nyarlathotep.