Contrary to most people, I actually love my first name. It’s not too popular, yet it’s timeless and classic. I don’t even mind being called Dougie by some.
Nice try NSA…
Oh well, they know already, I’m Ed. Short for… wait, someone is at the door…
Raymond, but it’s pronounced “Throatwarbler.”
Holy crap, what do I do? Holy crap, what do I do?
(You idiot, it’s already there!)
If I told you, you’d know.
And you wouldn’t want that to happen!
(What, me threadshitting? )
Joey Joe Joe Jr. Shabadoo.