Inspired by Skald the Rhymer when I inadvertently opened his thread because i did not understand the theme.
Pitcher: Denny McLain
Relief Pitcher: Bobby Jenks
Designated Hitter: Gates Brown
Outfielder: Ron LeFlore
Outfielder: Lenny Dykstra
Outfielder: Cesar Cedeno
First Base: Joe Pepitone
Second Base: Pete Rose
Third Base: Hank Thompson
Manager: Pinky Higgins
Mascot: The Pirate Parrot (original Parrot Kevin Koch testified at the Pittsburgh drug trials about serving as a middleman between several players and drug dealers)