Sex and baseball

Nah, it was just the only way I could get on base.

Also was in high school in the 80s. The bases corresponded to the “Four Fs”:

1st - Frenching
2nd - Feeling
3rd - Fingering
Home Plate - F***ing

Basically the same as What Exit?'s and GaryT’s scheme.

Did you really mean it this way? :smiley:

Let’s not forget you can also get thrown out of the game if you threw a spitter, or used a corked bat.

I can’t speak for him, but I can say that he’s a funny, funny man, so you should assume that he did, in fact, mean it that way. :smiley:

More Players Breaking Their Tools :eek: ouch