Sex in zero gravity. How would it work?

Just watched “Space Station” as a video rental. Good documentary, great photography. Fascinating how zero gravity changes the way our bodies move. Every action has a reaction ----much more noticeable than here on Earth. etc.

I guess it has never been attempted so nobody really knows. But how do you think zero gravity would affect sexual intercourse in space?

I think if both partners had something to hold onto (besides each other) it could be done sort of normally. But suppose they didn’t, and they were just free floating.

Could they even do it? And what would it be like?

According to many SF writers, tethers or other restraints would be involved. “Getting hitched” would have a whole new meaning.

I have had sex a few times with zero gravity and in some way the laughter seems to enhance it.

Arthur C. Clarke, in Rendezvous with Rama, made reference to a (presumably fictional, but ya never know) book called the NASA Sutra on the subject.

The lack of gravity would be both a help and a hindrance. You wouldn’t necessarily need rewestraints like bunjee cords and belts (unless that’s part of your normal routine). I could easily see using a room stuffed with inflated bolsters to keep you together. Kinda like sex in a car with inflated airbags.

In any event, I’m pretty sure The Master has addressed this in the past. It’s certainly showed up in science fiction, especially recently. I just read Harry Turtledov;es Colonization: Down to Earth, which has a depictyion of zero-G sex (it leaves little floating stickly globules, which are a bitch to clean up).

There’s an UL in circulation that NASA has performed experiments in this regard and that participants wear a little dolphin badge, apparently alluding to the (alleged) observation that dolphin sex involves a third party to keep the other two in the right place etc.

Just hold on to each other and you’ll have no problems.

And be careful not to bang your heads on the ceiling (ie, the wall that happened to be the way you were pointed ‘up’)

The Master speaks:

http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a4_214.html

Description from Snopes: http://www.snopes.com/risque/tattled/shuttle.htm

I can’t help but think that free-fall sex, like free-fall exercise, would involve harnesses and bungee cords.

Lots of bungee cords.

I’d be willing to give it a shot and report back, if someone can pony up the money for myself and a partner to hitch a ride (Ha!) to the International Space Station.
Ah, the things we do for science.

You don’t have to go into space. You can hitch a ride on the “Vomit Comet”, or try skydiving. I’ll bet any money that several instances of at least attempted sex have occurred.

Heck, someone who rode the Comet once told me that there had been some interesting things when he was aboard…

The definitive filksong on this topic is “A Reconsideration of Anatomical Docking Maneuvers in a Zero-Gravity Environment” by Diana Gallagher [Wu]. You can find the complete lyrics here (scroll 2/3 down the page): http://www.shoujoai.com/forum/topic_show.pl?pid=499703

See also “Making Love Weighing Nothing At All” – http://www.songworm.com/lyrics/songworm-parody/MakingLoveWeighingNothingA.html.

Messy.

That’s how it would work.

Hey, eating, drinking, and voiding tend to be messy in zero-g. They just devise ways to cope! :slight_smile:

There is a plane ready to take paying adventurers to zero-G. You can just pony up the cash and do it yourself. The plane is called the G-Force One for God’s sake.

You only get 30 seconds at a time or so. Be sure to lube in advance. They say Tang in 0-G is way better than on the ground.

http://www.spaceadventures.com/media/info/destinations

Yes, but those “ways to cope” involve complicated mechanical apparatus (apparati?). I’m not sure how comfortable such things would be for sex.

C’mon, guys. Use a little imagination. Standard missionary position may not work without restraints but there are plenty of other configurations in which two persons can be, er, mechanically linked and capable of the necessary articulations. Clearly for the sake of humanity’s space-faring future, an on-line, open-source version of The Joy of Sex is an urgent imperative. As for the mess, you could (and to prevent bouncing off the bulkheads, probably should) perform all acts in a loose cocoon bag similar to the ones used currently by astronauts. There wouldn’t be any arguments about a dry spot afterward, though a thourough shower and laundry might be in order. (A note on space laundry; assuming your fabric is durable enough, you could just expose it to vacuum for a few seconds and agitate out the resulting dry residue, a process described by Heinlein in the short story, “Misfit”.)

Shuttle astronauts having sex? Sorry, have you seen the accomodations? And despite claims that offical experiments would be classified, there is in fact no rationale for supressing the existence and knowledge of such experiements. They might not appear on the NASA Quest home page, but there wouldn’t be any suppression. I find it unlikely (but not impossible) that it’s happened, and even if so it hasn’t been part of the mission experiment roster.

Stranger

See first link in post #13.

When people get horny enough, they’ll put up with a little discomfort.

skydiving =/= cero gravity !!!