A properly placed Q-Tip causes what I have heard called, and Ear-gasm.
Same here. Q-tips can go hang, but I could spend my life at the hairdresser’s, getting my hair washed over and over. I don’t have a clue what they do to your head, where they massage or how but goddamn.
I simply have the wife bleach her beehive hairdo, wear a blue spandex body suit, then we engage in a bit of the ol’ “in, twist and out”, if you know what I mean (nudge, nudge, 
;))—why choose when you can have the best of both worlds?
Didn’t Tosh.0 (the new show on Comedy Central) do this? I remember him going to a porn convention and getting some of the actresses to make naughty with Q-tips (all very SFW - they showed it on CC at 8 PM, for heaven’s sake).
Q-tips are pretty satisfying, I have to admit. But sex is better.
Um… they’re called cotton-buds.
I like sex.
Sex with whom? I mean, I’ve never seen a bad q tip, but Rush Limbaugh isn’t my type.
I KNOW you’re never supposed to use q-tips…terrible for your ears/nose/throat connection, tear through your tiny ear-hairs whatever they’re called like a bulldozer through a dry cane field, and according to more than one Dr. I’ve known, they keep such specialists in business. The adage is, “Never stick anything in your ear except your elbow”
BUT…omg, the feeling of a good Q-ing after not doing it for a while…NOT as good as good sex, but still pretty darn satisfying 
After all these years of living, I’ve never experienced the slightest bit of sexual pleasure or arousal from having a Q tip in my ear. Not once. Maybe I need a certified ear sex therapist to coach me or something. Maybe I’ll even exert myself enough to consult Google, but first I’ll have to decide if I really care and that might take a few days.
Ok. My Facebook status today is “I like real Q-tips best”. This came from our recent trip when I was using an inferior brand and the stick part bent as I was cleaning my ears. Back home now, I was enjoying a good, real Q-Tip, with a firm stick that easily cleaned teh shower water from my ears.
I had no idea some people would be reading my update in such another way…
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I prefer Johnson’s swabs, myself.
But I prefer sex to all of 'em.
Sex is at least a little better than Q-tips, enough that I was not comfortable saying they were equally awesome. But this may be my nitpicky precision.
Also, I speak from the male, top/straight - non-pegging p.o.v., & cannot speak to comparisons for women or bottoms.
Ooh, good call.