A simple, if not a bit silly, poll. A friend of mine recently suggested that perhaps the only thing better than sex was a well-placed Q-tip. I looked at her like she was crazy, as is the custom, but she insisted that Q-tips are some sort of magical godsend. And then she basically dared me to ask strangers to prove that she was right.
So. Is it possible, my fellow Dopers, the any of you find a Q-tip to be sex-like in its pleasure-giving capabilities?