Does anyone know what I’m talking about? You’re cleaning your ears, doing what they clearly tell you not to, and inserting the Q-tip into your ear canal (but not too deeply, just inside to get the gunk out).
All of a sudden, you feel it: sort of an ecstasy, a shimmering, shivering, delicious thrill that continues with each twist and probe. Ahhhh, the Q-tip orgasm. It doesn’t happen every time, but probably better than 7 out of 10.
My ex-fiancée used to laugh and shake her head whenever I’d get out of the shower and do this, but, hey, if you can’t share these things with the people you love, who can you share them with, and I’ve been meaning to tell you all this for some time…I’m very fond of you…all of you <sniff>.
Funny (I think) side story: I once heard a woman who was asked if women enjoy the feelings of sex as much as men do answer thusly - “When your ear itches, and you put your finger in and wiggle it around, which feels better, the ear or the finger?”
Oh, also on the body shiver note: I can almost do that at will. That is, give myself the “shivers” or whatever you call them – the adrenaline-like rush that courses through your body and set everything all a-tingle. Gotta tell you, it’s fun being me.
It’s a wonderful feeling. I clean my ears atleast once a day.
Q-tip’s are the only ear cleaning product I use. All other cotton swabs pale by comparison.
Maybe the odd ear candle for the kids if they get backed up.
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Oh how well I know that feeling. Actually I have something to admit and I may as well do it here. After first discovering the Q-tip orgasm, I overdid it. I mean I Q-tipped my ear until it hurt. Honestly, much like I did after I first discovered masturbation and sex.
I figure it happens because the nerves in your ear are so seldomly (word?) physically touched, that they thrill to the carress of a Q-tip. I, along with all others it seems, demand only Q-tips, no imposters.
I liken it the excitement of a first kiss with a new girlfriend, or the first sex after a lull…stimulating the nerves after they’ve been out of service for a while triggers quite the euphoric state.
Glad to see I’m not alone in the “eargasm.” I bet the people who say they’ve never done it are the same ones that’ve “never masturbated.”
…I have no idea if women or men are more predisposed to it. I’m a man and I, obviously as the originator of this thread, have them, but my ex, a female, did not. So there you go.
