Tricked you. Tell me the first thing that comes to your mind that’s not sex.
“You bastard.”
JMcC, San Francisco
http://members.tripod.com/~weirdstuff/index.html
“Hear the voices in my head, I swear to God it sounds like they’re snoring”
Nothing.
You mean there are other things to think about?
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge…others just gargle.
I shoulda washed the orange juice off my fingers before i clicked the mouse.
I am me… accept it or not.
Tires.Soft round tires. With a hole in the middle.
Now where did I set that banana down?
“Only when he no longer knows what he is doing, does the painter do good
things.” --Edgar Degas
“Only when he is told not to think about it, does the thinker obsess over sex.”
I wish I’d stop shaking. Actually, I wish I’d never climbed on the step machine tonight.
Fuck you,
…wait a minute
Was hoping for some earth-shattering new development. Oh well, back to the same old shit…
Too bad!
Damn it, he stole my trick !
Ayesha - Lioness
There are two solutions to every problem : the wrong one, and mine
(Thomas A. Edison)
Elephants!
DO I LOOK LIKE A MONK???
Drugs and rock and roll, I guess.
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peas on earth
Ice cream sandwiches. I’m going to go get one now.
I beleive that in the future, dancing turkeys will take over the universe, unless, of course, the creators of “Herman’s head” are moved to tears by their screening of “There’s Something About The Virgin Mary.”
JMcC, San Francisco
http://members.tripod.com/~weirdstuff/index.html
“Hear the voices in my head, I swear to God it sounds like they’re snoring”
Eating carrots.
Stroking cucumbers, sucking bananas, dribbling creamy white sauce, licking vanilla yogurt off my lips…
I used to think the world was against me. Now I know better. Some of the smaller countries are neutral.