"Sex with me is like Covid19: . . ."

Because it will probably get Cancelled.

It’s caused by a sneezing, leaky…uh…“nose”
~VOW

You probably won’t notice but it may put you in the hospital.

Because “I take no responsibility”

Exquisite!

Concur.

…you don’t want your grandparents in the room with you.

…it all starts in a thick pool of rancid bat blood and feces.

GAWD, you’re a fun date!
~VOW

… I don’t have it, but I’ll tell my friends and coworkers that I may.