From New Posts:
Look! Look! The fags are touching each other!
“I can’t help it. I love him/her.”
Why can’t I get over my SO’s history?
MPSIMS triple play:
**It’s my birthday and…
My penis is
Diamond pet food recall **
Another MPSIMS triple play:
**Small questions you have but don’t want to clutter up GQ with.
Wanna add your locale to the SDMB map?
So…not with a partner this Christmas?
**
From Cafe Society, an 18th century sequence:
Sci-fi inventions the world is better off without
"Like a light bulb!"
And another MPSIMS triple play:
**Sex with sheep is fun.
What are you doing right now– who can top this?
That does it! I am officially running away.
**
Oh, this stacked up like poetry in motion!
in very poor taste, sorry…
**Tony Dungy’s Son Found Dead
Why can’t I get over my SO’s history? **
New Posts:
Saddam tortured!
OMG, my Mom used to do that!
I tried to resist. It was futile.
MPSIMS:
**Small questions you have but don’t want to clutter up GQ with
My penis is
So…not with a partner this Christmas? **
In MPSIMS:
Left Hand of Dorkness is the most dangerous poster on this board
My Grandmother just died
Today, I helped 100+ people miss their flights
OMG, my Mom used to do that!
Ol’ Mom, quite the kidder!
Indeed, Mr. Blue Sky! Just now we have:
**So you want a dominatrix??
OMG, my Mom used to do that! **
Today I’m Celebrating
Our Baby Gave my Wife a Black Eye
**What non-sexual stuff do you miss when you’re not in a relationship?
meat and cheese combos **
MPSIMS:
**Light bulb joke thread
Jingle Bells, Batman Smells
“Like a light bulb!” **
Hahaha!
I don’t get it.
Here in MPSIMS:
**I Got a lot of Problems with You People 2005
Topics we can all agree on! **
Yes–we all got a lot of problems with you people.
Seen right now in MPSIMS:
Anyone else have a really REALLY SHITTY day?
Our baby gave my wife a black eye
In Cafe Society:
**So you’ve been elected President…
What’s the current status of Venom & Carnage? **
I said “President” not Emperor of the World (and insert obligatory Dubya joke here)!
The cat is looking at me in complete dismay, wondering why I’m laughing so hard.
In MPSIMS:
Holiday Visitor Etiquitte
Would you want a stolen gift?