I Think My Dog is Psychic
Not Fido but . . .
Lissa, the author of the first thread, I think you should take your dog to an exorcist and have Jonathon Edward exorcised out of him.
Just now, in MPIMS:
It’s started, contrax are five to four mins apart…going to the hospital soon!
Oh, my sides!
In the Pit:
Help. the clown forcefed me Big Macs!"
To-day I Went To Subway
This duo in GQ amused me.
Computer Problem
How much can I sell this computer for?
(both threads started by the same person)
MPSIMS:
A new DFW tradition, just starting
Jehovah’s Witness attacked by Angry Ram
MPSIMS:
My secret shame
My grandparents still have sex
Laughing at cars
My secret shame
(Glad it’s not my secret shame…)
Dressing with Style During a Cold Snap
Things that Irritate Me…
(Touchy, touchy…)
To peel or not to peel? – pearl onions
Sweet nectar of the Gods!
F_X
From the Pit:
While we’re waiting for Jehovah…
Go give a dog a blow job, you semen encrusted fuckhat.
:eek:
And in GQ:
Sea urchins, jellyfish, and urine
Alternatives to RealOne Player
Just now in MPSIMS:
Sweet Nectar of the Gods!
Adventures in lactation
Today in GQ:
Can the Iraq situation be explained to me?
Burnt Toast
Crap you shouldn’t buy…but have to
What is the ultimate fast food joint
From the Pit:
Dr. Laura’s advice
Um, fuck both of you.
Now it’s:
Dr. Laura’s advice
Talking Out Your Ass
Oh, yeah, I think we could have a lot of fun with this one.
Now it’s:
Dr Laura’s advice
Take your virginity and shove it up your ass
Not the typically funny type of ST, but these two really exemplify GQ for me:
Why can’t the US ‘legally’ attack Iraq today?
Why are some farts silent?
In GQ:
“Punctuation abuse revisited”
“Tornado’s in USA only?”
Here’s one I want to see (in the Pit):
Dear SUV Driver: Not to put too fine a point on it . . .
Park your big-ass truck elsewhere, halfwit!
The Celebrity Death Pool 2003
Nell Carter - dead at 54
I haven’t checked the Death Pool thread to see if anybody called this one…
Right now in the Pit:
Dr Laura’s Advice
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!