I can tell you where to stick your sequential threads

GD

Funerals
Welcome to the culture of death

IMHO

Casual sex vs prostitution
What things do you pay for, but would not accept for free?

MPSIMS

My son learned an important lesson this weekend…
How do you secure your bike?

The accumulated advice thread.

A little bit of advice for free.

Free! Free! Free!

What is Steve Perry Doing in this video?
Women and Dr. Hager

Earlier today we had:

Reply to this post or I’ll shoot this dog

I’m cutting my dog’s leg off
Some people are so competitive.

Something Terrible I Must Share
Swampbear Stalks Seattle In May

In GQ:

Sweating off pounds?
Bacon Economics

IMHO:

Help me plan a road trip!
Should we stay or should we go?

(IMHO) I rubbed lemons on my armpits this morning
(MPIMS) Old lady smell-DEFINED

**Kangaroo Gas

Which number comes next?**

Ummm… number 2?

In MPSIMS

You have two cows.
I think I might have racoons

MPSIMS:

Shoot the sheep
You have two cows.

I made a pooh !
Seasoning an artichoke casserole?

From MPSIMS:

So what is this power women have over (heterosexual) men?
Snake!!!

From MPSIMS:

**Michael Jackson Sings in His Defense! **
**Minnedopers! Come see our show! **

No, that’s all right, I’ll pass thanks.

MPSIMS:

Help me find funny video…“Priceless” mastercard spoof…

Ask the Draft Board Member

MPSIMS:

Signs of Spring
Terrorist Hype

Yup, in the spring, a young man’s fancy turns to…suicide bombing.

From MPSIMS:

Snake!!!
Where the rabbits are.

In MPSIMS:

Relationship Advice Needed

What Would Jesus Do?

BWAAAHAAHAAHAAHAA!!! If they only knew! :smiley:

MPSIMS:

I didn’t just say that, did I?

52 Entertaining Things About The Upcoming Death of the Pope

MPSIMS:

Farewell, Pink Blankie

Goodbye, Same-Sex Marriage