This is kinda mean, but oh well!
IMHO:
Europeans: How do you really feel about Americans?
Trailer Parks (and their inhabitants) – What are they really like?
GD:
Team Bush and “Best Info Available @ the Time”
Being drunk is no excuse for anything
. . . except for poor decisions . . . ?
How did you torture you siblings as a kid?
What would Jesus do?
MPSIMS:
I Saw a Wreck Today.
NAMBLA Adopts A Highway In Illinois?
In MPSIMS:
This company has a stupid name
PETA gets hosed
In MPSIMS
Why buy ringtones?
Make thousands with Paypal
In Cafe Society:
Would a television series centered on The Vatican stand a chance?
Where could they still go with Survivor that would be interesting and new?
Just below this thread, until I post:
What Would Jesus Do?
Goodbye, Same-Sex Marriage
Piss off, Jesus.
MPSIMS:
Help! My employer won’t let me quit!
Have you settled into a career?
I’ll take that as a yes
**What Would Jesus Do?
It Tastes Like Shit, Smells Like A Fart & You Can’t Even Draw On It **
In the Pit
Is anyone not convinced Fundamentalist Christians are not in control of the Republican Party?
What’s with the Guns?
…is anyone not convinced fundies are In control of the Republican Party.
:smack: D’oh.
MPSIMS:
**Farewell, Pink Blankie
I’m moving to Oakland!**
In MPSIMS
** Farewell, Pink Blankie
So, the death certificate came today**
What’s your favorite conspiracy theory?
Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld: Slime Mold Beetles
Ok, I did cheat a little on that one, but…
MPSIMS:
**The 20th Century’s Greatest Savior has Passed On
My Turtle Died**
MPSIMS
I pulled a tree stump out of my face!
Extreme experiences in altered consciousness
MPSIMS:
**Pregnancy dreams.
I pulled a tree stump out of my face!**
Yes…that is a strange one…
MPSIMS:
can tou type with your eyes closed?
**Here you can speak Hinglish bol sakte haim yaham **
The Pit:
Things You Should Avoid Saying To Your Vertically Challenged Neighbors
Where’s my fucking affordable health care, you fucking fuck?
Just the mental image of going to your short neighbor, picking them up, and screaming at them about health care…
How did you torture your siblings when you were young?
God should have made more banana-like fruits.