I can tell you where to stick your sequential threads

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Whoops. MPSIMS

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MPSIMS:

April 20 - National Stoner Day?

I’m totally wacked out on drugs!

I’m starting a treatment program on Monday.

Obvious, but it had to be done :slight_smile:

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Question for Gay Men: Does Size Matter?
No Boyfriend is Ever a Waste
Of course not, the small ones you can use for bait.

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IMHO

How can you change a part of you that you really hate?

Question for Gay Men: Does Size Matter?

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Worst advice of the day award goes to these two in MPSIMS

I have a hemorrhoid.
Get On Your Bike And Ride!

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Here in MPSIMS:

Tasering your… [tmi]
I’m having a muscle spasm in my genitals!

Yea, I guess one would follow the other!

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IN MPSIMS:

I guess I’ll spill the beans now…

I have a hemorrhoid. ( 1 2 )

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MPSIMS:

How do you stop being ‘Socialy Inept’

I’m having a muscle spasm in my genitals!

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MPSIMS

Shall We Discuss Peanut Butter? And, p’raps Jelly? Yes. We Shall.

How many chocolate syrup choices do you need?

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Not Sequential Thread Titles, but both funny enough to report and similar enough to put here:

When I signed on AOL a few days ago, the two lead headlines flashed sequentially in the news promo box were:

Steinbrenner Blasts Yankees
Cardinals Enter Conclave

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Remind me never to spook a mule.

I got kicked out of bed last night

:dubious:

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**I was kicked out of bed last night

Remind me never to spook a mule**

:slight_smile:

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Gah! I didn’t see that last post, I swear!

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From the Pit:

**Hail Maria, Full of . . . WTF?

Poo**

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Things You Should Avoid Saying To Your Vertically Challenged Neighbors
Would it kill you to unlock BOTH doors?
[cuz, you see, they only need to use the dutch door…]

I got sucked out by a Celebrity…
My shame is making me violent.

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In ATMB:
PLEASE READ - for those who are being logged out unexpectedly

**having trouble logging out **

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From IMHO:

No Boyfriend Is Ever a Waste
Getting Pregnant: Tips, Tricks & Old Wives’ Tales

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MPSIMS:

Sinners Unhappy With Pope Choice
What’s Rutan Up To Now?

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In MPSIMS:

What makes someone a slut?
My Step-Daughter - The Giver of Blow Jobs

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MPSIMS

What makes someone a slut?
What’s the best way to get front-row tickets for a concert ?