Sex with zombies: rape, necrophilia, or okey-dokey?

Nevermind, I misinterpreted your last sentence as ‘that is sex without consent and therefore rape’ rather than reading ‘in such case it is only rape if the zombie does not consent’.

Nitpick: “Statutory rape” refers to sex between an adult man and a girl below the legal age of consent for sex. If a man has sex with a woman who cannot give consent for some other reason – e.g., she is drugged or drunk or unconscious – that is simply rape.

(Anglo-American common law and most statutes based on it define “rape” as something a man does to a woman. If a woman forces herself on a male by any means, or has sex with an underage male, that is a crime, but in most jurisdictions it is a different crime, not rape, probably “sexual assault”; same if a man forces himself on another man.)

Yes; I worded that awkwardly.

Am I the only one in this thread wondering about the lubricant properties of maggots?

Only if they’re married first, you immoralists.

The whole thing sounds kinda gooey

MINISTER: Do you take this shambling re-animated anthrophagous cadaver to be your lawful wedded wife, to love, honor and cherish, for better or for worse, forsaking all others, until death do you . . . waitaminnit . . .

I think the OP has way to much time on his/her/its hands. I mean, how bored does one have to be in order to consider the legal ramifications of sex with zombies. Break out the original Kingston Trio’s first album and listen to Zombie Jamboree; all questions are answered therein.

The amount of fascination I have found on the Internet regarding zombie porn always astounds and worries me.

Could be worse.

And yet again, we see, the Sapphic undead get no respect.

It may not even be that simple, either; I believe that soft tissues may become bloated with decomposition gases post-mortem, resulting in marked tumescence of certain structures…

Actually in most states women can be convicted of statutory rape just as men can (though they usually get lighter sentence). However the FBI still considers it impossible for a woman to commit rape or a man to be raped :mad: .

The Zombie Survival Guide mentions zombiphilia. Basically it’s says that while it’s likely that the solanum virus can be sexually transmitted it’s pointless to warn against attempting intercourse with a zombie since the only people who’d want to do so are clrealy so deranged as to be unconcerned with their own safety. Now could someone get bitten and while dying from the infection get raped and transmit the virus to their rapist? :wink:

Actually now I think about it I may have had some practical experience of this judging by the lack of reaction from one of my exes.

No sorry a Zombie is an animated corpse so its necrophilia as is sex with a Vampire no matter how hot.

And here I was thinking this thread coudn’t possibly get worse, and certainly didn’t belong in GD, until I saw this:

And now I just reach for the bleach.

MY EYES! THEY’RE BURNING!!! AND THE BLEACH ISN’T WORKING!!!

And the prize for most wildly inappropriate username posting in a thread goes to…

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