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I dunno… I can picture a smokin’ hot woman playing harp a lot more easily than I can picture such a woman playing guitar.
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Whilst naked, the harp between her strong smooth and muscled thighs, sweat glistening on her washboard flat stomach, her strong fingers gently strumming the …
I’ll be back in a day or so
Charlotte Moorman, topless cellist.
Only one thing better than a tuba honey is a tuba diva.
IIRC, our TubaDiva not only plays the tuba, but she wins, too.
In my high-school-music-geek days, I used to get some attention from the girls when I played piano, but almost never when I played my trombone. Go figure.
context is key, here we see Nancy’s submission to the How Do You Mastubate Thread
and, of course, there’s an Eddie Izzard clip for everything
Saxophone. Always.
I’m really surprised that anyone answered anything else!
The violin comes to mind immediately. (My mind, that is.) The other stringed instruments have their points.
Then, there’s the bandoneon. As played by Astor Piazzola.
Muted trumpet.
Jeeze. Exact opposite for me. Them’s the breaks. 
Note my bias, but if an attractive lady were to be on stage making like JJ Johnson, I’d freakin’ propose. Trombone is a damn sexy instrument, penis jokes be damned.
Bassoon
Saxophone, by far. It’s not even close, but the trumpet comes in at #2. (Anyone who’s ever seen Gilbert Castellanos play the trumpet knows what I mean.)
The differences: the sax has a smoother, more continuous sound; the sax is much easier to play, and playing the instrument well is a necessary component to the sexiness, so a horn player is just more likely to impress with a sax than with a trumpet; the sax encourages smoother, sexier, more sensual body language. A sax player looks like he’s slowly and sensuously making out with someone, while a trumpet player looks like he’s blowing down a straw house.
Hostile Dialect,
Hostile Dialect, Narcissist