Sexiest musical instrument?

In My Humble Opinion
1

Any NPR nerds who are regular listeners of “Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me” have heard them ask this question of their numerous musical guests, which got me wondering what the dopers think (because that is always the most important opinion to me)

Me… while harmonica, saxophone and clarinet are able to reach right down into my underpants, I still think guitar wins because it leaves the player able to sing to me while playing (of course, so does the accordion, but, with apologies to Weird Al, it is just Not Sexy)

How about you?

2

La violon d’ingres. :slight_smile:

3

String instruments. Any of them, with the possible exception of the Harp. Ok, the Viola isn’t too sexy either, but all the rest of them are hot.

4

It’s the Oboe silly!

Oh you mean the one that makes the sexiest music. Bongos. Definitely bongos.

5

The organ.

6

Ever since I took up the faggoti in the early 70’s, it’s been my vote.

(bassoon)

7

The violin, cello, and/or piano.

8

The skinflute.

9

Lillith Fair has you beat.

10

I dunno… I can picture a smokin’ hot woman playing harp a lot more easily than I can picture such a woman playing guitar.

Would it be cheating to answer “voice”?

11

The Guitar seems to be the easiest way to get into a girls pants (just be the guy who brings up the guitar around a camp fire).

But since I play the clarinet, I go with that (just like carlotta) :wink:

12

Bassoon. Definitely.

13

Tuba, honey.

How many times do I have to say it?

14

Makes a good “post-coital” fishing trip, too.

15

Theremin.

16

Gotta go with the Cello here. They’re comfortable with things in betwixt their legs and and are well versed with both hands. Sadly, I don’t believe I can make a case for my viola with this topic.

School is rough for cello players though…

17

The voice.

18

That’s one of my favorite comedy bits ever.

So…no one finds the trumpet or French horn sexy?..
Damn…

19

Mandolin, specifically the f-style body with all of those curves.

20

The voice definitely.

Guitar + voice is cheating because it’s two instruments. If that’s allowed though, I reckon a naked One Man Band woman would be pretty sexy. Multi-taskers are great in bed.