Sexless sex scenes - the hottest nothing happens moments on screen.

“Past the Point of No Return” in Phantom of the Opera. I had heard the songs loads of times but never actually seen a performance of the musical. I eventually saw the movie version, and during the song in question I turned to my ex and said “Are they… are they having sex right now?”.

She said that when she saw the musical performed at age 11 or so, she figured there was something going on during that song, but she wasn’t entirely sure what.

The threesome scene in WIld Things with Denise Richards, Neve Campbell, and Matt Dillon.

19-year-old Lauren Bacall and 45-year-old Humphrey Bogart in To Have and Have Not. “You know how to whistle, don’t you, Steve? You just put your lips together, and blow.”

William Powell and Myrna Loy in pretty much any of the Thin Man pictures; their little endearments and easy intimacy suggested that they were having the best drunk sex in history on silk sheets as soon as the movie was over.

The Hair washing and shaving scene in Phenomenon with John Travolta and Kyra Sedgwick.

The Oxford American called** Baby Doll** “the smuttiest movie ever made,” although Karl Malden , Carroll Baker and Eli Wallach never actually consummate anything.

Doesn’t count – they actually did fuck.

In A Few Good Men, there’s obvious sexual tension between Tom Cruise and Demi Moore, but they never hook up – it’s not even implied.

Which film version?