Shakespeare and product placement

ROMEO AND JULIET, Act II scene ii.
Juliet. What’s in a name? That which we call a rose,
By any other word would smell as sweet,
But not so sweet as scent from Calvin Klein,
The sale of which doth now proliferate
In all the finer stores and shopping malls.

HENRY V.
Hal. But we in it shall be remember’d;
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne’er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition:
And gentlemen in England now a-bed
Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,
Save those who sleep tonight in comfort full,
Despite that they do sleep beside their wives
Whose comfort dial doth independently
Adjust.

KING LEAR, Act III.
Lear. Blow, winds, and crack your cheeks! rage! blow!
You cataracts and hurricanoes, spout
Till you have drenched our steeples, drowned the cocks!
And we who huddle safe behind these vinyl walls
Shall never fear the wrath of winter storm.
Shouldst thou wish to side thy home in such a way,
We humbly beg of thee to ring up Bill
Whose staff with gentle courtesy shall bid
For you a reasonable quote.