Icing so many the red wear clothes be Kosovo linctus music down low door hot heather. New msg. bored mafeking many bile inking to play jar is M sight? Same same…
…to paraphrase the OP.
Brain big-time ouchie.
PT
OP hope we keep. Best had ha ha since board go PTP.
Goodbye! Bizzaro am happy people make serious of him! Talk like Bizzaro more! Bizzaro no hurt make serious people!
Ah, the internet: where somewhere in the world it is always the school holidays.
Me Bob. Big tree!
Once. 1960. 20 mins.
I hight Tarzan, and you, I presume, must be Jane, n’est pas?
I believe you mean “teh intarnets.”
Og Google! Og no like plagiarism. Og once kicked out school for plagiarism. So much unfairness things!
Yeah, but do you blame him, considering how well he does it? If I could compose fire-and-brimstone rants like the OP, I’d do more of it too!
You have fire, have brimstone? Only have warm coals, have to hold in hands cook with. But grateful!
talk funny. read in ogtalk no understand. fix to Eng. in brian before know what say.
{From Intellectual Property Law For Cro-Magnons, by Uggden Thaggstein}
Gather round fire, for Ugg have tale. Many moons ago Case paint mammoth in cave. Case paint good. All tribe like Case paint. They come see, give Case bright stones. Case happy. Tribe happy. Smart like Case paint mammoth too. Smart see Case mammoth, paint Case mammoth outside Smart cave. All see Case mammoth but no give Case bright stones. Case no happy. He say Elders, “Smart take Case paint mammoth! No give bright stones!” Elders make wise talk many days and nights, then decide. They tell Smart, “You steal Case paint mammoth. You take off paint mammoth now. Give Case many bright stones.” Smart no happy. He say, “Me no steal! Why me give Case bright stones?” Smart no take off paint mammoth. Sky Gods see this, Sky Gods grow angry. Big storm comes, crops die. No deer come. No fish in river. Tribe cold and hungry. They say, “We make Sky Gods happy again. Cast Smart from tribe.” Smart starve without tribe. Chased by wolves. Smart curse Sky Gods, say “Why you not let Smart make Case painting, but let tribe see make more not Case painting?” Sky Gods laugh, say, “Tough titty.” Then Smart eaten by biggest wolf. Tribe laugh also. Laugh laugh.
I thinking Rant Classic. Rant hot hot hot, prisoners take not. Wanting from Doper the same more rants.