More seriously…
“‘Let us learn to show our friendship for a man when he is alive and not after he is dead,’ he suggested. ‘After that, my own rule is to let everything alone.’”
Chapter IX, Pg. 163
The Great Gatsby
Dostoyevsky, from The Brothers Karamazov. This passage, which I first encountered in Watership Down, led me to read The Brothers Karamazov many years later.
And it was still hot.
Where the Wild Things Are, by Maurice Sendak
It was reading that passage from Salem’s Lot (or was it Danse Macabre?) that led me to read The Haunting of Hill House in the first place. No matter how many times I read it, that last line still gives me chills. “…And whatever walked there, walked alone.” Brrrr!
Another one from Tolkien:
I’m sure I don’t need to explain the context to you, Elendil’s Heir
The first line of the great Jim Harrison novel, The Road Home
I’ve said before (though perhaps not here) that Raymond Chandler was a poet who happened to prefer writing in paragraphs. The plots of his novels are almost beside the point. He just takes you into his Marlowe’s skin and lets you live as him for a little while. The worst thing he ever wrote was wonderful.
One of my favorites! So I’ll have to choose another…how about some more Bradbury? In The Shore Line at Sunset, two men and a boy find something wonderful lying on the beach.
That passage alone might have been what won it the Pulitzer Prize. Love it.
I’ll submit just one passage from James Thurber’s The 13 Clocks, although the entire book is wonderfully written:
That was beautiful.
“This is John Galt speaking…”
Nitpick:
I believe it’s “the grass,” not glass.
The Death of Falstaff
PISTOL Boy, bristle thy courage up; for Falstaff he is dead,
And we must yearn therefore.
BARDOLPH Would I were with him, wheresome’er he is, either in heaven or in hell!
Hostess Nay, sure, he’s not in hell: he’s in Arthur’s bosom, if ever man went to Arthur’s bosom. A’ made a finer end and went away an it had been any christom child; a’ parted even just between twelve and one, even at the turning o’ the tide: for after I saw him fumble with the sheets and play with flowers and smile upon his fingers’ ends, I knew there was but one way; for his nose was as sharp as a pen, and a’ babbled of green fields. ‘How now, sir John!’ quoth I ‘what, man! be o’ good cheer.’ So a’ cried out ‘God, God, God!’ three or four times. Now I, to comfort him, bid him a’ should not think of God; I hoped there was no need to trouble himself with any such thoughts yet. So a’ bade me lay more clothes on his feet: I put my hand into the bed and felt them, and they were as cold as any stone; then I felt to his knees, and they were as cold as any stone, and so upward and upward, and all was as cold as any stone.
NYM They say he cried out of sack.
Hostess Ay, that a’ did.
BARDOLPH And of women.
Hostess Nay, that a’ did not.
Boy Yes, that a’ did; and said they were devils incarnate.
Hostess A’ could never abide carnation; 'twas a colour he never liked.
Boy A’ said once, the devil would have him about women.
Hostess A’ did in some sort, indeed, handle women; but then he was rheumatic, and talked of the whore of Babylon.
Boy Do you not remember, a’ saw a flea stick upon Bardolph’s nose, and a’ said it was a black soul burning in hell-fire?
BARDOLPH Well, the fuel is gone that maintained that fire: that’s all the riches I got in his service.
NYM Shall we shog? the king will be gone from Southampton.
Oops, sorry! Typo.
Here’s another:
“He was, at that time, a remarkably fine young man, with a great deal of intelligence, spirit and brilliancy; and Anne an extremely pretty girl, with gentleness, modesty, taste, and feeling. Half the sum of attraction, on either side, might have been enough, for he had nothing to do, and she had hardly any body to love”
Persuasion, Jane Austen
HP Lovecraft - Call of Cthulhu:
From Douglas Adams’s Life, the Universe, and Everything
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Several billion trillion tons of superhot exploding hydrogen nuclei rose slowly above the horizon and managed to look small, cold and slightly damp.
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from Dune Messiah
From Anna Livia’s closing soliloquy in Finnegans Wake:
I, admittedly, have a soft spot for selfless courage and sacrifice. In this vein, I find the oath that men of the Night’s Watch take in A Song of Ice and Fire very moving.
Now, we all know that precious few of the sworn brothers completely live up to this oath, but the ideal that it puts forth is one of utter subordination of the self for the greater good. I particularly like, “I shall wear no crowns and win no glory.” Not only are they going to put themselves square in the path of unholy things, but nobody will note these acts, nor particularly care. It’s like Col. Jessup’s speech about being on the wall in A Few Good Men, except that Jessup wanted the recognition and the glory very badly. The men of the Night’s Watch have become reconciled to their remote place in the thought’s of others, but they do their job anyway.
It’s a brutal, cold, but deeply moving kind of beauty that I read in those words. Seems like a fine code to live up to.
“Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.”
― Terry Pratchett, Reaper Man
“I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.” – Ripley, Aliens
(brings tears to my eyes)