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Hi my prince!!!
My name is Irina.
I looked your structure on this site and it has very much liked me.
I would like to correspond with you.
If you are interested that write to me on this
address: (her name)
As soon as I shall receive your letter that I at once I shall write to you the answer and I shall send a photo.
Please do not forget my (her name)
I shall look forward from you the letter!
Yours faithfully Irina

If I found out that any of my structures had been propositioning strange women while I wasn’t looking, I’d probably steam-clean my computer and my whole house. Whatever happened to patient bearing of loads?