My all time favorite Almost Live moment is from one of the John Reports.
John Keister: Tonight on Almost Live, the spotlight falls on our very own Governer Gary Locke. . .
(Pan left to Governer Locke sitting behind the desk, with some papers in hand)
CRASH! (A spotlight falls, knocking the Governer unconscious)
(Pan back to John Keister, who continues with the report without comment.)
“I’m a little pissed off
Sometimes I get mad
But I’ll always be your friend.”
I always liked the bumper segements, especially:
** Urban Wildlife! **
ATM Dodo!
Cellular Phone Rhino!
Stairway Gazelles!
Latte Lemmings!
Check Weasel!
Engagement Ring Hyenas!
(I can’t remember any more right now)
That and the quiz <blank> or <blank>?
Baby Talk or Convenience Store Name?
(Piggly Wiggly, WaWa)
Town in Wales or Nonsense Word?
(C’cderric, Gpzarra)
Imported Sport Utility Vehicle or Bruce Willis’ Child?
Scout. <ding>
Rodeo. <ding>
Samurai. <ding>
Rumor. <ding>
Thanks for them photo links! Ah… thats the stuff!
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