I’ll start with a bit of my favorite because it is kind of long:
Ode to my brown towel
*
Oh brown towel, How I love thee
You dry me off from head
to testicles
to feet
I would never use you to dry my car
Or tease a small rabid dog
except a boxer
or mutt
When in the dryer, I let you dance
Free with my polo shirts
and underwear
and socks
I have always packed you
When I go swimming
or hitchhiking
or drive
I wear you out of the shower sometimes
When it is cold and I want
to watch the news
on CNN*
…
Let’s hear yours.
SSG Schwartz