I will limit Myself to two short ones.
- Nice doggie…
I was living in Yosemite National Park back in '83. I was walking back to my tent at dawn one autumn morning, taking the long way home to work off a particularly bad shift at work.
Head down I wandered through the forest until I notice a shadow to my immediate right. I looked up to see a coyote(!) who casually looked back at me with big, clear, bright eyes. He stood just over knee high at the shoulder and seemed to be very healthy.
I knew better than to try to run from a preditor, but my instinct was to get the holy hell out of there. I looked to the left, thinking I would just wander in the other direction, but there to my immediate left were five or six more coyotes! Like the first one, they were just hiking home, without a care in the world.
By then I figured that if they had wanted me for breakfast, I’d have already had teeth marks, so I relaxed. We walked together maybe 50 yards before they turned off and disappeared. I still get chills. Awesome!!
- Macho, Macho Man…
I have camped in Europe and the US and I lived in Yosemite and Yellowstone, but now (5/1994) I was in Alaska and the “last frontier.” The place is HUGE! And as beautiful as anything I had seen. This was the REAL wilderness which could very easily kill a man if he were not careful.
I spent the first couple of nights on the beach of Reserection Bay, watching eagles fish. To save money and get out of the breeze near the water, I moved to a fern grove in the forest just out of town. (The day after I moved, the locals rangers killed a grizz on the beach not far from where I had slept.)
Several other tents were set up in this amazingly green patch, all at a distance which seemed to indicate that everyone wanted to stay to themselves. The ferns were three to four feet high and solid, so it took some effort to get through the grove unless one used the paths which snaked in various directions. I tramped out a “crop circle,” set up my trusty tent and made camp.
As dusk fell, I started a small fire, and cooked a steak on a stick, dusted a beer and at midnight, under the bright sun, I crawled into my bag to slept.
Very early in the morning, feeling completely rested and eager to start the day, I pulled on some britches in order to go outside to “water the plants.”
The sky was clear, the air was crisp and fresh and I was feeling full of vim and vigor. The forest always makes me feel strong, wiley and macho. I had danced with coyotes! I had slept on a sleeping volcano at 10,000 feet! I had ridden the Snake! (A river in Wyoming.) And now I was in Alaska, ready to chew it up and spit it out!!
So, there I stood, Python in hand, drowning this poor old tree and feeling like John Wayne on a good day, when, from the other side of a fallen tree maybe 20 yards straight ahead of me, a moose raised his massive head and antlers completely blocked out the sun.
My eyes got very wide and everything else…shrivelled.
Myself