It kinda snuck up on me, pain increasing as I desperately tried things to make it go away, walking, crawling, sitting, lying, banging my head, cold wash cloths, inducing vomiting, sitting on the toliet, and finally frantic, manic, hunched over pacing the length of our trailer.
I called the 1-800 nurse line and a very nice RN told me that “If you can’t stand up, you need to go to the ER.” She asked which hospital I was gonna go to, I guess she called ahead for me. I then had to call my sweet husband home from an all-night gaming session - 45 minutes away at 3 am. I was waiting for him, pacing in the carport in my pajamas and swearing, muttering, and PACING. I’m lucky the neighbors didn’t call the funny farm for me.
I don’t remember the ride to the hospital except for the feet out the window (too hot!) and asking “What’s that awful smell” and the answer “We’re going really fast and I also hurried home, so I think that’s the engine.” I probably had my eyes closed the whole time.
He left me at the door and went to park. I walked in, hit the call button, and slid to the floor, leaning against the triage desk. Nurses appeared from several doors and I was whisked away to a marathon IV placing session. Husband got left to do the paperwork when he arrived. I was so happy that they didn’t care about paperwork, but instead were helping me. I think the nurse calling ahead was crutial, since she was from my insurance company.
At least 10 tries later (counting the scabs the next day), the nurse got the IV inserted - she kept asking me to hold still and I just couldn’t. I’m a hard stick anyways, but she had the patience I needed. I remember her warm hands. Then they started running the Dilaudid before any examination beyond a little questioning. I spent the next 7 hours in a state of semi-consciousness - ultrasound, Xray, urinalysis, vaginal ultrasound, a succession of orderlies pushing me around the hospital, drifiting off and waking up in a new room. They confirmed the kidney stone diagnosis, said it was about to pass, doped me one last time and sent me home with a script for vicodan…
…to go on a business trip with two completely blackened, bruised hands from the missed IVs. I ended up passing another stone on the trip and vomiting all over the new sales guy in a Taxi in rush hour traffic. He was a sport when I stripped and changed clothes in the airport ticket line - literally down to my bra in the line - and then the bra out the shirt sleeve. I flew home clutching a commemerative mug I had just bought in case I threw up again. It’s truly a gentleman who doesn’t mention such things to anyone at the home office.