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In My Humble Opinion
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Here’s a Top Ten List you probably never thought you’d see:

Top Ten Actual Criminal Offenses With Funny or Cool Names From The Canadian Criminal Code

  1. Acts Intended To Alarm Her Majesty Or Break Public Peace (s.49)

  2. Piratical Acts (s. 74)

  3. Keeping a Common Bawdy-House (s.210)

  4. Living on the avails of prostitution of person under eighteen (s.212)

  5. Administering a Noxious Thing (s.245)

  6. Killing by Influence on the Mind (s.228)

  7. Pretending to Solemnize Marriage (s.294)

  8. Possession of Incendiary Material (s.436)

  9. Endangering Cattle (s.444)

  10. Dead Body (s.182)

What’s your favourite pointless Top Ten List?

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Does this mean you can pimp her out if she’s 18?

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God bless progressive Canada!!!

waves Canadian flag rapidly

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So if you wish to keep a bawdy-house, it has to be exceptionally bawdy?

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Might just mean it’s a different offense, (perhaps with a slightly lower penalty,) if the person is 18 or over.

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I once worked with a group of people where we all had a very friendly, teasing, joking relationship. One of the guys was diagnosed with cancer. In an effort to cheer him up, I wrote a list of “Top 10 cool things about Paul having cancer”. I was really kind of worried that it was pushing things over into bad taste, but he absolutely loved it and put it up on his web page. And then he recovered fully after chemo, although I don’t think I can take ALL the credit for that.

I don’t remember everything that was on it, but one was “after his limbs fall off, he’ll still be able to use his tongue to click his one-button mac mouse. No, wait, that’s a cool thing about Paull having LEPROSY”.

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Top Ten Things Heard on Every Episode of “Scooby Doo” Ever Made

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Is that like killing someone with psychic powers or what?

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Top Ten Princess Bride Characters

  1. Inigo Montoya
  2. Westley
  3. Prince Humperdinck
  4. Princess Buttercup
  5. Fezzik
  6. Count Tyrone Rugen, the six fingered man who killed Inigo’s father.
  7. Vizzini
  8. Miracle Max
  9. The grandfather
  10. The grandson
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What if there’s a fire?

“Fire! Fire! Get the Queen out, the building’s on fire!” handcuffs