Weird diseases? Honey, I’m hooooooome… I’ve got 'em…
As far as skin, my skin would react with a big welt whenever it was touched with a good deal of pressure when I was in jr. high. Like if I was carrying my spiral bound notebook against my arm, I would have puffy stripes where the spirals touched me. Weird, but not too bad. Kind of entertaining. Also that year, my whole family got scabies.
Then, in college, my face would just magically suddenly have these red spots late at night, just one at a time, in shapes. I kid you not. I would see them when I was getting ready for bed. One time it was an A. A red A. I felt like Hester Prynne. Then one time it was a circle, and one time it was this star shape. I was like, okay, Satan is using my face for a canvas or something. Weird. But if you want a real f-ed up disease, you need to go way south, to my feet. I’ve bitched about this before.
I have had 5 reconstructive knee surgeries which helped me just minimally, and then in about 1986 I began having pain in my feet. Pain and cramps, and sometimes numbness. Unable to stand for long periods of time, and unable to wear shoes that weren’t ‘right’. ‘Right’ was defined by my feet, if the shoes didn’t give me pain and cramps, and very few shoes feel that way. Okay, so I need to get this cured.
I started at my family doctor. I was referred to an internist. He referred me to an orthopedic surgeon. He referred me to a rheumatologist. He referred me to an anesthesiologist. He referred me to a neurologist. I think I am leaving out someone. Maybe I’ve blocked it.
During this time of referrals I was X-rayed, prodded, probed, had electric shocks measured in the nerves of my legs, had needles stuck in my back, was advised to try orthopedic shoes, given many different drugs, etc. Not to mention the money…!
I was never given a definite diagnosis. Everything looked fine in the X-rays. My nerves happily passed the electric shocks along. All the doctors couldn’t find a damn thing wrong.
When I had my 5th reconstructive surgery on my knee, that orthopedic surgeon said my tendons in my heel and ankle were too tight, causing my problem. So during the surgery they cut the tendons, pushed the foot back to be at a 90 degree angle with my leg, and put a cast on my foot and lower leg. After the cast came off there was a leather and metal brace Frankenstein shoe on my foot and lower leg. That came off finally.
Hey, guess what? I still have the cramps and pain in both feet. And now one foot is at a different angle than the other. SUCKS!!!
But for all of you with arthritis-y pain or itchiness, you need to get some Zostrix. Its made with this extract from hot peppers (I don’t work for them, btw) and it can really help with pain. But use gloves or cover your hand with a baggie when you put it on, because you don’t want it in your eyes or anywhere. And if you itch, rub some on the itchy spot, dampen it and it will buuuuuurrrn… but that feels good when you’re itchin’.
Sorry to make such a long post! Most people don’t want to hear about this!!!