Well, this is gonna make the next Sharknado movie much more interesting.
Don’t narc on the shark!
Worse than Cocaine Bear – It’s Cocaine Shark!!!
If you thought they were hyperactive killing machines before …
We’re gonna need a bigger continent.
Cocaine Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo
Just the Great Whites?
I did not have that on my BINGO card.
See, kids, this is why you should never lick a shark.
Spoilered for dark humor
That’s just the Great White sharks. The Atlantic Blacktips will have to wait for crack.
I’d love to see a complete treatment of that with all 3 generations of gateway drug consumers and appropriate pantomime actions. All performed by adorable 8yos led by a 20-something cute mixed-race couple of chaperones.
Kidz Bop meets Breaking Bad.
Why yes I am rapidly becoming a degenerate in my retirement years. 
This could make for a very interesting Shark Week next year.
I read that whole article to find out one thing and I still don’t know why the Hell anybody is testing sharks for cocaine. Did they apply for a job at UPS?
Delivery sharks! That explains it. Like methamphetamine being the truckers’ drug of choice.
So when the cocaine ruins all the cartilage in their bodies do they become gummy sharks?
I took it to mean that they were just testing the health of the sharks and noticed the cocaine.
Since shark cartilage is a component in a bunch of different joint health supplements for humans, and since the process of harvesting and refining that stuff necessarily concentrates any undesirable stuff like mercury or cocaine, I wonder if we need to be concerned about that finding its way into people.
Actually, Cocaine Sharks was broadcast during Shark Week last year.
It’d be interesting to know what those purported “high levels” of cocaine in the sharks were and how they might translate into any physiologic effects.
I’ve gotten wary of scare stories about X chemical detected in body fluids, when the reported levels turn out to be on the order of millionths or billionths of a gram per liter.
A homeopathic nightmare!!!
In Brazil, shark jumps you!