Shaving down there adds an inch

I almost fell out of my chair when he flashed “the shocker” hand signal.

I thought “test drive” was even better.

The smile at the end about *killed *me.

Twinkmalekind, perhaps. And Wannabetwinkmalekind.

What exactly is the shocker hand signal? I’m middle-aged and I don’t know about such things.

Tried to watch this silly thing but it sat on “buffering” for like 20 minutes so, you know, fuck that.

Probably NSFW… depending, I guess. No nudity or anything, just the gesture and some handy labels attached, but I’ll abide the two-click rule to be on the safe side:

http:// dailyramblings.com / blog / images / shocker.jpg

But, wouldn’t it be the same size and just appear to be bigger, sort of like an optical illusion? Or am I missing some important aspect?

:confused:

They call it an optical inch. The OP left that part out.

Anastasaeon, that picture means nothing to me. Did the guy in the ad ever use that sign? If so, what the heck does it mean?

Did anyone else feel that the hairiness of his legs was a bit ironic?

I’ve got a high speed connection, and I gave up waiting for it to load.

lev, the “shocker” also sometimes carries the subtitle “two in the pink, and one in the stink”. I’ll let you figure out where exactly the first 2 fingers are supposed to go, and by default, where the pinky goes.

I don’t know if the guy in the ad used the symbol because it kept pausing on me and buffering, and since I’m at work, I got tired of waiting.

I about fell out of my chair when he did the “package check”.

Hey, whatever keeps the girls down in Penisville, USA (a suburb of Dong City) longer is fine.

I, um, admit to the shaving and trimming as well.

She may want to wear your [beep] and [beep] as a Roman gladiator mask while unveiling Christmas lights.

This is from the official site for the product of a major corporation?

Given that were on the internet and that I’m a pretty liberal guy in terms of social and sexual mores, I’m suprised to be saying this, but I’m shocked.

Just like Zebra, I was wondering, “is this from a real company?”

After someone pointed out that Goatse iPod cover and I just chuckled I thought that would be the last thing in the world to ever have the potential to shock me, but I was quite wrong.

Please explain. No way I’m opening this at work. And I must be dense, because I can’t get what they’re hinting at.

I’m not sure I get what they’re hinting at either.

After the video plays, you can click on a ‘menu’ icon and then circles will appear on the guy in the robe. Click on those and he will further explain the benifits of shaving there.

[quoted form memory, may not be exact]

For instance, if you shave your armpits, you will have less BO because it is in the hair that the bacteria live that cause odor.

If you shave your chest you won’t have weird bumps under a tight t-shirt and you can better so off the muscles you work to obtain.

If you shave you [beep] [image of two kiwi friuts] and you [beep] [image of a carrot with a full leafy green stalk] and you [beep] [image of a peach] you will have less odor and hey, when your girlfirend catches a look at the new you anything can happen.

She may want to wear your [beep] and [beep] as a Roman gladiator mask while unveiling Christmas lights.

Oh it’s

She may want to wear you [beep][kiwi fruits] and[beep] [carrot] as a Roman glasdiator mask and unveil Christmas lights.

The actual thing is about the same level of nsfw an AXE body spray ad.

Why does it keep telling me I need to upgrade my Flash player to view it even though I already followed the link and it said Flash was installed? (I closed all browser windows and re-opened, and when that didn’t work even rebooted my computer)